Ape Shit Feminised

The way to plan Ape Shit is backwards from the day you intend to cut, with up to 400 g/m2 per square metre indoors and up to 400 g/plant per plant outdoors as the figures you are working toward, at 19% THC. Count 55-65 days back from that date and you have your flip date. Weight comes on evenly across 55-65 days, with a late surge that punishes impatience. The 44/56 balance gives you stacking density and broad trichome cover together. Outdoors, late March to late April is the sweet spot — after the summer humidity has broken, before the first Highveld frost.

Yield on Ape Shit — the up to 400 g/m2 indoors and up to 400 g/plant outdoors quoted above — is decided in three short stretches of the 55-65 days bloom rather than evenly across it.

The first ten days after the flip. Whatever stretch happens here sets your canopy, and an uneven canopy wastes light for the remainder of the grow. Stretch of 30-40% is normal. One round of low-stress training on the tallest shoots levels it out.

Weeks three to five. This is when caryophyllene production climbs, and it answers to the gap between day and night temperature rather than to either number on its own. Keep at least 6-8°C between them. Outdoor growers in the interior provinces get that swing free in March and April; indoors, aim for 25-26°C lights-on against 18-20°C lights-off, with potassium-led bloom feed at EC 1.6-1.8.

The last ten to fourteen days. Stop feeding, flush with pH-corrected water, and read trichomes daily under a 60x loupe. Cut at 10-15% amber to keep both sides of the hybrid in play. Outdoors that usually lands between late March and mid-April.

Difficulty: moderate. In flower for 55-65 days. Stands 90-120 cm. Medium. Indoors it returns up to 400 g/m2. Outdoors, up to 400 g/plant a plant.

The first thing Ape Shit does at 19% THC is settle a warm peppery spice at the back of the throat. The relaxed, happy, euphoric effects follow within minutes, across head and body at once. Thinking stays clear while muscle tension drains off, which leaves the dose as the deciding factor — light for the afternoon, heavier and it moves into the evening without a jolt. Limonene sits underneath all of it, adding a brightness that offsets any heaviness.

Leading with Caryophyllene, then Limonene, and Myrcene underneath. This trio turns up repeatedly in cultivars that win things, and it is why a jar of Ape Shit tends to get a reaction the first time it is opened after curing. Caryophyllene sets the anchor, limonene fills the middle, and myrcene sits in the background doing the work that separates this from every other strain built on the same primary terpene.

Who does well with Ape Shit? Indoor growers who want the harvest date to be their decision. Outdoor growers who want to choose the moment flowering starts. Anyone with the room and the patience to veg it properly before flipping. It is rated moderate, which in practice means a moderate learning curve that rewards attention without needing laboratory conditions. Sent nationwide in plain, unbranded packaging, with sourced grow data on every strain page.