Funky Monkey Feminised
Funky Monkey Feminised: hybrid cannabis seeds picked for South African conditions. 8% THC, with relaxed, euphoric, creative the effects most often reported. Posted discreetly countrywide.
Royal King Genetics — Seed-Lot Testing
Figures below come from our own seed-lot testing rather than breeder marketing, taken from a single batch tested 2026-09-19 on 200 seeds.
About Funky Monkey Feminised
Days 1 to 14, seed to fourth node: Expect Funky Monkey to crack in roughly 48 hours on damp paper towel and to break soil by day three. Growth is even and unhurried — four solid nodes by day 14, spaced somewhere between the two parent types. Damping off is rare if you hold near 70% humidity through this stage.
Weeks 3 to 6, building the frame: One top at node four and a light tie-down is all it asks for. Six leaders and an even canopy across roughly 70 x 70 cm, then it is ready to flip.
Bloom, weeks 1 to 65: The 58/42 character becomes obvious here. Caryophyllene usually shows in week three and strengthens from there, with trichome cover visible without a loupe from about week five. Indoor yield: up to 400 g/m2. Height: 90-120 cm. Medium. Tested at 8% THC. Difficulty: easy.
The Aromatic Three
Leading with Caryophyllene, then Limonene, and Myrcene underneath.
Difficulty: easy. In flower for 55-65 days. Stands 90-120 cm. Medium. Indoors it returns up to 400 g/m2. Outdoors, up to 450 g/plant a plant.
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Funky Monkey Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsRecreated and stabilised by Royal King Genetics, the breeding team behind this catalogue. Seed lots are germination-tested before they ship. More on the breeding process and about page.
F3 stabilisation on the Funky Monkey cross. Three rounds of selection have brought the population to roughly 80% trait homogeneity — a small fraction of pheno variance is still present and is being culled in the next cycle.
Stabilise Funky Monkey across three rounds toward F4 production-ready stock.
Chosen for hybrid frame, clean terpene expression and consistent yield across the population.
Royal King Genetics breeding facility — pollen from internally selected sibling males of the recurrent parent.