Grease Monkey Feminised
A hybrid testing at 31% THC, Grease Monkey Feminised is reported relaxed, happy, euphoric. Grown right across the country, from the Cape to the Lowveld. Discreet nationwide delivery and a germination guarantee.
Royal King Genetics — Seed-Lot Testing
Figures below come from our own seed-lot testing rather than breeder marketing, taken from a single batch tested 2026-09-21 on 225 seeds.
About Grease Monkey Feminised
Days 1 to 14, seed to fourth node: Expect Grease Monkey to crack in roughly 48 hours on damp paper towel and to break soil by day three. Growth is even and unhurried — four solid nodes by day 14, spaced somewhere between the two parent types. Damping off is rare if you hold near 70% humidity through this stage.
Weeks 3 to 6, building the frame: One top at node four and a light tie-down is all it asks for. Six leaders and an even canopy across roughly 70 x 70 cm, then it is ready to flip.
Bloom, weeks 1 to 10: The 48/52 character becomes obvious here. Caryophyllene usually shows in week three and strengthens from there, with trichome cover visible without a loupe from about week five. Indoor yield: 500 g/m2. Height: 150 cm. Tested at 31% THC. Difficulty: easy.
The Aromatic Three
Leading with Caryophyllene, then Limonene, and Myrcene underneath.
Difficulty: easy. In flower for 8-10 weeks. Stands 150 cm. Indoors it returns 500 g/m2. Outdoors, 500 g/plant a plant.
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Grease Monkey Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsRecreated and stabilised by Royal King Genetics, the breeding team behind this catalogue. Seed lots are germination-tested before they ship. More on the breeding process and about page.
Grease Monkey runs through our F3 programme. Most of the pack expresses the target flavour saturation cleanly; the F3-to-F4 cycle is where we close out the last remaining off-types.
Cull off-type phenos in Grease Monkey at F3 to lock the cross profile.
Chosen for hybrid frame, clean terpene expression and consistent yield across the population.
Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room — pollen taken from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.