Hippie Crippler Feminised
A hybrid testing at 25% THC, Hippie Crippler Feminised is reported euphoric, happy, uplifted. Grown right across the country, from the Cape to the Lowveld. Discreet nationwide delivery and a germination guarantee.
Royal King Genetics — Seed-Lot Testing
Figures below come from our own seed-lot testing rather than breeder marketing, taken from a single batch tested 2026-09-17 on 375 seeds.
About Hippie Crippler Feminised
Days 1 to 14, seed to fourth node: Expect Hippie Crippler to crack in roughly 48 hours on damp paper towel and to break soil by day three. Growth is even and unhurried — four solid nodes by day 14, spaced somewhere between the two parent types. Damping off is rare if you hold near 70% humidity through this stage.
Weeks 3 to 6, building the frame: One top at node four and a light tie-down is all it asks for. Six leaders and an even canopy across roughly 70 x 70 cm, then it is ready to flip.
Bloom, weeks 1 to 65: The 50/50 character becomes obvious here. Caryophyllene usually shows in week three and strengthens from there, with trichome cover visible without a loupe from about week five. Indoor yield: 400 g/m2. Height: Medium. Tested at 25% THC. Difficulty: intermediate.
The Aromatic Three
Leading with Caryophyllene, then Limonene, and Myrcene underneath.
Difficulty: intermediate. In flower for 55-65 days. Stands Medium. Indoors it returns 400 g/m2. Outdoors, 400 g/plant a plant.
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Hippie Crippler Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsRecreated and stabilised by Royal King Genetics, the breeding team behind this catalogue. Seed lots are germination-tested before they ship. More on the breeding process and about page.
A late-2010s cross stabilised over four generations of selection. Hippie Crippler grows true-to-type with the structural balance that defines the cultivar.
Pin structural balance consistency across the Hippie Crippler population.
Chosen for trichome density, bud structure and the hybrid trait balance the cross was engineered for.
Royal King Genetics in-house breeder room — pollen taken from a generation-tracked sibling-male line.