Laughing Buddha Feminised
Buy Laughing Buddha Feminised seeds in South Africa. Sativa · 18% THC · giggly, happy, uplifted. Every figure on this page is sourced, and every order ships unbranded.
Royal King Genetics — Seed-Lot Testing
Figures below come from our own seed-lot testing rather than breeder marketing, taken from a single batch tested 2026-09-22 on 500 seeds.
About Laughing Buddha Feminised
Will Laughing Buddha handle a South African summer outdoors? Yes. Put this 20/80 sativa in the ground between September and November and you will be cutting from March to May. It will stretch, and it will use every hour of a long summer day, so give it room early rather than trying to contain it later. Bloom runs 70-75 days, placing harvest between March and May across most provinces.
What yield is realistic? 500-600 g/m2 indoors is reachable under decent LED with steady feeding. Outdoors, 800 g/plant a plant is normal in 50 litre pots or straight into prepared ground in full sun. At 18% THC with terpinolene in front, the return on effort is good.
How much can go wrong before it shows? Some. Anyone who understands pH, a feeding schedule and a light cycle will be fine. Neglect it entirely and it will suffer, but a single missed watering will not undo the grow.
The Aromatic Three
Leading with Terpinolene, then Limonene, and Ocimene underneath.
Difficulty: medium. In flower for 70-75 days. Stands 100-110 cm. Indoors it returns 500-600 g/m2. Outdoors, 800 g/plant a plant.
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Laughing Buddha Feminised — Breeder Information
Royal King GeneticsRecreated and stabilised by Royal King Genetics, the breeding team behind this catalogue. Seed lots are germination-tested before they ship. More on the breeding process and about page.
Four rounds of filial stabilisation on the Laughing Buddha cross. The long-flowering uniformity expression sits uniform; pheno-to-pheno yield variation runs within ±10% of the published numbers.
Stabilise the Laughing Buddha cross over four selection rounds.
Chosen for trichome density, sativa branching architecture and an energising terpene expression.
Royal King Genetics elite-cut archive — pollen from a maintained S1 line of the original elite mother.